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kadd
March 23 '16 at 08:52 PM
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Eternal Boots GIVEAWAY~~

comment a joke below
they must be funny as hell and make me burst into tears or gasp for breath if you want a chance to even win it. This better not dissapoint me like the last time i tried this, no one won that time. 1 comment per person and 1 joke only per person, make it worth it
kadd
btw if it has bigotry I'll probably laugh even more
Mar 23 '16 at 08:53 PM
kleptomania
BIGOTRY
Mar 23 '16 at 08:54 PM
Popeye
What time does Sean Connery show up to Wimbledon?
Tennish.
Mar 23 '16 at 08:57 PM
kleptomania
What time do I show up to your mom's house?
I'm already htere
Mar 23 '16 at 08:58 PM
UrMum
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Mar 23 '16 at 08:58 PM
Popeye
I know i already posted but this is just gold:
Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an itheberg.
Mar 23 '16 at 09:00 PM
byseekog
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about mad cow disease?"
Mar 23 '16 at 09:09 PM
SkillikerMD
Why are black people unable to get PhD's?
Because they can't get past their masters
Mar 23 '16 at 09:09 PM
byseekog
The other replies "Not at all, I'm a helicopter"
Mar 23 '16 at 09:09 PM
byseekog
best joke 10/10
Mar 23 '16 at 09:09 PM
kleptomania
shift-enter lets you type multiple lines in one comment
Mar 23 '16 at 09:12 PM
GhostlyGandalf
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Mar 23 '16 at 09:23 PM
d3atharr0wpk
What's the worst part about shoving an infant into a blender head first?
You can't cum on its face when you're done
Mar 23 '16 at 11:53 PM
evans423
These jokes are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot by the police
Mar 24 '16 at 12:10 PM
GhostlyGandalf
Lol Evan that was a good one
Mar 24 '16 at 09:56 PM
yaboimicah
why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 Ate 9
Apr 18 '16 at 11:29 AM